I don't even know where to begin with the bad ideas involved here.
1) Don't remake The Karate Kid
2) If you do, don't cast Will Smith's kid as the karate kid
3) Wait, you're not really still going forward with this, are you? Okay, if so, PLEASE don't cast Jackie Chan in the Mr. Miyagi role. Somewhere, Pat Morita is crying.
4) Seriously? Nobody's killed this project yet? All right, then at least don't set it in Bejing. I can just see the cultural stereotypes ready to abound.
ahhhh! you've replaced "wax on, wax off" with "take off you're jacket"??? My head is going to explode.
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i'm not even going to watch this. it'll destroy my christmas cheer.
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