Oscar Day song!!!

In case you can't understand us (I can't imagine why that would be, so we squeezed in a few extra syllables) for the first time ever for public consumption, here are the Oscar Day song lyrics...

It's the most wonderful day of the year,
There'll be outfits for mocking
While Seacrest is gawking
When red carpet's here!
It's the most wonderful day of the year.

It's the hap-happiest day of the year,
With celebrity styling
And Hanks will be smiling
'Cause he's always there!
It's the hap-happiest day of the year.

It's the most wonderful day of the year,
There'll be Hurt Locker backlash
And Oscar/Razzie whiplash
For Sandy's pair!
It's the most wonderful day of the year.

There'll be Basterds for toasting,
Blog comments for posting,
As Kathryn tries to beat the men...
There'll be new voting rules,
That screw Oscar pools,
While 10 nominees vie to win!!!

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
There'll be James Cameron speeches
With Na'vi he preaches
He sees us all!!

It's the hap-happiest day...
It's the most wonderful time...
It's the most wonderful day of the year!!!