The right way to celebrate Independence Day

This is a man after my heart...



if you need context, you're not my friend, but here you go:

if you build it, they will come

all right, you know how i feel about taylor lautner (and his identical twin), but I appreciate a little field of dreams nostalgia (probably my favorite inspirational sports movie, and, if you know me, that's saying something) combined with humor at the expense of the NFL lockout. Plus, you have an appearance by Shoeless Joe Jackson in the form of old Ray Liotta.

Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautner

again, nothing we didn't already know...

but fortunately someone edited together the video to prove it.

Every Michael Bay movie in under a minute!

my little serenity

you gotta love the world's new reborn obsession with My Little Ponies when it brings you this...

more evidence that hollywood is out of ideas

We all knew this (and had to sit through movies that showed both trailers beforehand... frankly, movie-watching-experience, I'm offended), but were too lazy to actually go and edit the trailers together for proof. Fortunately, we have the internet:



man, patricia clarkson almost makes whichever one of those she's in worth watching

ok, you know how I feel about Cruise

(hint: the feelings, they are not warm and fuzzy)

but, yeah, this looks awesome:



I'm sad about the lack of Jonathan Rhys Meyers, but I do love me some Jeremy Renner (and Simon Pegg!), so that helps

oh, the dreams I could dream...

If only I had this head board...