Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Thursday, January 6, 2011

this kind of makes me want to die...



from the daily what:
49-year-old Cathy Ward shows off her 22-hour Twilight back tat. “‘I wanted a permanent reminder of the amazing series so I got a small tattoo and that turned into what I have got now.”

She plans on covering the rest of her body with Twilight tats, starting with her arms: “There are still a few bits to do. I am going to get my arms done before my 50th birthday in summer. I love Robert Pattinson. I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach.”

wow pop culture depresses me sometimes.

Friday, October 22, 2010

good news of the day



It sounds like the cast of the Hangover all had the same reaction we did when we read about Mel Gibson's casting in a cameo role in the Hangover 2 (falling to our knees, raising our fists, and shouting "Noooooooo!" to the sky planet of the apes style, duh).

Rumor has it that the main 3 cast members (Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, and Ed Helms) all pretty much issued a "hell no" to the casting (which makes me love them all more). Of course, director Todd Phillips had this to say: "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew."

Sorry, Todd, you may have given us both Old School and the Hangover, but you're pretty much dead to me after that one. Attempting to throw Mel Gibson's career a lifeline after the decades of despicable things he's done is pretty unforgiveable for me (US magazine has been kind enough to provide a brief slideshow of some of his controversies, but for my money, Cracked tells it best (as usual) (no, seriously, read that article)).

Of course, this does raise an interesting question- why were we okay with convicted rapist (and ear-biter) Mike Tyson's cameo? The Bibes (aka Entertainment Weekly) does a pretty good job analyzing this dilemma, which I hadn't really considered before. I think the answer is most likely the one they come up with- time, though in a different way than they present it. Not as in that people think he's paid for his crime, but more that they've pretty much forgotten he's a rapist. People remember the crazy and the ear-biting, but, sadly, that other piece of his history is overlooked. I don't think this is an argument for why we should be okay with Gibson, but more why we shouldn't have been okay with Tyson, but it's a little late for that now.

On the happier side of things, all around dreamboat and 3pies4rolls favorite Liam Neeson continues his "fuck it, I made Schindler's List, now I can do whatever the hell I want and still be considered a great actor (see: Taken, Clash of the Titans, The A-Team, Battleship)" tour, and will take over the cameo from Mel.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

and in a sad alternate reality...

Eric Stoltz plays Marty McFly in the Back to the Future movies. Apparently they shot 5 weeks of footage with him in the main role before deciding that it just wasn't right and recasting Michael J. Fox. Which, you know, sucks for Stoltz, but is pretty awesome for the rest of the world. The new edition of the trilogy has released some of the actual footage (maybe this is the reality where Biff is a billionaire?)



also, in true nerd dedication, apparently in an episode of Fringe there is an alternate reality where this is the movie marquee:

Thursday, June 17, 2010

i think my head just exploded

seriously, snoop, i don't even have the words. i mean, i love true blood, too, but that didn't mean that I wrote a rap about it. snoop's actions of late (see gurls, california) make me think he's just said fuck it and decided to make all the money he can. oh well, here's to Sookie!



tip of the hat to Trina for sharing this!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

vomit

ready for today's "shocking" news? Sounds like Bearded Insanity (formerly known as Joaquin Phoenix) is finally admitting that his crazy pills ride was part of a mockumentary with brother-in-law/guilty by association Casey Affleck. Yawn. Does anyone still care? Scratch that, did anyone ever care? This shit is gonna have to get reviewed as if it's the Mona Lisa if there's gonna be any chance in hell that I see it. Seriously, Joaquin, I loved you so once. Now you can suck it.

Want to relive the crazy? Are you sure? Watch this again, and then talk to me.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

this is kind of too perfect to be true

Former 3pies4rolls favorite, Christian Bale (the rant did lead to many moments of comic genius, but ultimately just proved that Jack Kelly was a dick), apparently based his character from American Psycho on Tom Cruise.

it's the eyes:


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009