gimme a break already!

ok. seriously. listen up twilight, you and i need to have a little chat. i know you're all busy breaking box office records and deadening the minds of our youth but holy CRAP can you just do a girl a favor and just GO THE HELL AWAY?

i mean first you (and your throngs of 40 something wearing tshirts with that one loser vampire and making plans about how they're going to burst into applause as soon as he comes on screen...i mean, APPLAUSE? for what? sucking?) rob me of delicious popcorn on saturday (like it's some kind of crime to expect to purchase my delicious buttery goodness in less than 30 minutes and see something other than a movie about underage vampires acting vacant while they dry hump). and now THIS?



i mean, yes, you've been attacking us with cover after cover of your idiot stars on my girl porn for weeks (weeks!) but now you're spreading your crapocity to rolling stone? who the hell is this guy? it's just too much. go away, please. for all of us.

UPDATE FROM JESSICA: Yes, I read all the Twilight books in a weekend (and loved them, in a bad writing, guilty pleasure way. but still). Yes, I'm charmed by Robert Pattinson (although only in real life, i can't stand him in the movies. that, yes, I've seen). And, yes, I'm sick as hell of all the insanity surrounding the movies and the stars. but I also am the one voice of 3pies4rolls dissention in not completely hating it all (and feeling kind of bad for the people involved). But mostly, I feel like this. Just thought i should put in my two cents :)