YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHER MOVIES: it's kim's top ten movies of 2012!!

THE LIST:
1. django unchained & marina abramović: the artist is present (tie)
2. zero dark thirty
3. take this waltz
4. undefeated
5. silver linings playbook
6. how to survive a plague
7. the avengers
8. the bourne legacy
9. bad 25
10. magic mike

WITH HONORS: amour, anna karenina, arbitrage, argo, beasts of the southern wild, dark knight rises, end of watch, friends with kids, the hunger games, the impossible, the invisible war, jiro dreams of sushi, les miserables, lincoln, looper, the master, moonrise kingdom, the perks of being a wallflower, pitch perfect, safety not guaranteed, the sessions, seven psychopaths, sleepwalk with me, something from nothing: the art of rap & ted

THE PEEPS!

best female actor: jessica chastain, zero dark thirty
runner-up: emmanuelle riva, amour
best male actor: joaquin phoenix, the master

best female actor in a supporting role: anne hathaway, les miserables
runner-up: emily blunt, looper
best male actor in a supporting role: christoph waltz, django unchained & leonardo dicaprio, django unchained (tie) 
runner-up: jake johnson, safety not guaranteed

best direction: quentin tarantino, django unchained
best cinematography: grieg fraser, zero dark thirty

best score: various, django unchained
best use of a song: "unchained (the payback/untouchable)," a mashup f/ 2pac & james brown, django unchained

THE EXTRAS, YO!

best thing about the movies in 2012: nanc & jess. der.
worst thing about the movies in 2012: work, which keeps me from seeing way more movies.

best trailer: prometheus (real letdown of a movie, though. jerks.)
best use of a song in a trailer, "beware of the boys," punjabi mc f/ jay-z, the dictator 
best poster: the master

dude i fell in love with in 2012: bradley cooper!
gals i feel in love with in 2012: anne hathaway & jessica chastain!
best thing on the googles: a series of emails from dan o'brien, prometheus' new tech guy!

movie i really wanted to love but just liked: end of watch
movies i really wanted to see but didn't get around to it: bernie

movies i didn't see because, let's be honest, who cares? cloud atlas
131 minutes that i'm never getting back: savages. i hate you so hard right now, oliver stone.

most overrated movie of 2012: lincoln
most forgettable: the sessions

movie i'm most looking forward to in 2013: the great gatsby! (could be a shitshow! be cool, luhrmann!)

number of eligible movies seen: 38

i HEART you, movies!