So, the amazing Patton Oswalt was snubbed for his performance in Young Adult. While I'm still most angry about the Fassbender snub, his definitely stands out for supporting actor (along with Albert Brooks). So how did Oswalt respond? By taking to Twitter the day the nominations were announced and creating my dream world of all the snubbees having a bit of a bender...
"Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am," it started. The posts have since been taken down, but the rest of the story, all addressed to Albert Brooks, is as follows:
See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.
Oh shit -- we're DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.
Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.
Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are signing "Is There Life on Mars?"
Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. "Let's go to Legoland!" With a boozy hurrah, we're out!
Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio's rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene
(thanks for the tip, bruns!!!)
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