a few other observations:
- Sandra Bullock is fabulous. And amazing looking. Welcome back, Sandy! (and i also don't hate that you and ryan reynolds are reuniting for more rom-com magic)
- Christina Aguilera, what happened to you? I couldn't decide if you were trying harder to be Gwen Stefani, Pink, or Gaga. All I know is that I could have lived without the glowing heart vaginas
- Les Grossman is funny in small amounts. a full dance number is unnecessary (frankly, I think I enjoyed Ed Helms performance of the Hangover song much more). and, despite the unexpected goodwill the Grossman character has earned Cruise, watching him present as himself at the end of the night still made me throw up a bit in my mouth.
- Kristen Stewart, if you are going to claim to hate all the attention you get and actually have the insensitivity to say that looking at paparazzi photos of yourself is like looking "at someone being raped" (true story. and yes, she apologized, but you've gotta be fucking kidding me), and make a huge deal out of how obnoxious it is that people keep asking if you and robert pattinson are dating, then perhaps you shouldn't play into it all and stir it up with your best kiss acceptance. Really, I don't give a shit whether you two are dating. But I'm tired of my entertainment magazines wasting space on it. So please, stop yelling at them for it and then encouraging it. Thanks, Jessica.
- frankly, I think this was my favorite part of the night:
you're so right sis. that part is definitely the best from that crap awards show. hilarious! rad post! tho i still disagree about les grossman (but, please note, not about weirdo real cruise).
ReplyDelete1) Amen to every single thing you said (it's no secret that I love Twilight, but those acting awards are, yes, offensive. KStew, stop acting like it's torture being a part of these films).
ReplyDelete2) HOLY WOW, Chase, I never realized you HAD this blog!! Well done!