it's official, they've run out of ideas for movies

We've had movies based on theme park rides (the good and the bad), video games, children's cartoons, and popular social networking sites. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Sony's adapting Risk for the big screen. But really guys? Don't get me wrong, I'm a girl who loves Risk. This may or may not have been my halloween costume last year:

(sadly, in this picture you can't appreciate the world map shower curtain covered in Risk pieces I am wearing)

but where you gonna go with this one? what's your plot? world domination? Who am I supposed to root for???

Just make sure you remember that you can't hold Asia.