pop quiz hotshot

there's a hair trigger pointed at your head. whaddya you do? whaddya you do?? 

in celebration of the wonder that is "Speed":

actual screenshot of dennis hopper's acting

"this is about me! this is about my money! this is about money due me!"

there would be videos, except for we apparently live in either a fascist or stupid world where there is a definite lack of speed on youtube

um, between this, W., and Slither I kind of love her

Elizabeth Banks is inappropriately hot for zac efron. and overly analytical of cheesy bubblegum movies. it's like she wants to be my new best friend.

eleventy billion dollars

you're welcome.

SNL Celebrity Jeopardy 4-15-00 - watch more funny videos

SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - French Stewart, Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery - watch more funny videos

watch 'em all HERE.

this just in: republicans are dumb!

turns out you have to be liberal in order to understand humor.



i'm shocked, SHOCKED!

life imitating art

i'm not sure i like this, and i fear it could end up badly, but, for now, let's revel in the potential slumdog adorableness

this makes me really happy

forgive the randomness :)

paid for by god and doctors.

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

i know this should annoy me

but i really just doesn't. in fact, it kinda charms me. deal with it.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

what playoffs? at least nash will have more time to make these rad commercials

omg watch this now

sadly, i can't embed this on the site, so go to youtube and watch it for yourself

obvious career moves

so, you're just coming off a widely praised performance in a best picture nominee and are hoping your career can really jump to the next level. If you're michael sheen, I think it's only logical to go from this:



to this.

seriously?

the president and the puppy

I know we generally avoid politics around here (Michelle Obama's clothes do not count), but I figured the puppy made this one acceptable :)

i mean this song f'ing rules

but WHAT IS THE DEAL with this video? it's hilariously bad.

what i want for my birthday

WOW.

clear vinyl belt = BADASS!

kumar goes to white house. gets job.

sure as shit better than "the namesake"!

oh rourke, you old so and so

what won't you do?

more!

boo freaking hoo

big international designers are whining about michelle obama's love of small, american, modern choices.



frankly, they should pull the sticks out of their asses and find something better to do than mock her choice to wear a sweater to meet the queen.